Experience & Such
One day, I stumbled into a newsroom with little more than a portfolio of TGI Friday’s cocktails. Thankfully, they kept me.
Freelance Writer & Editor
The Best Armchair In All The Land
Lifestyle editorial, fashion copywriting, news commentary, B2B copy, SEO witchcraft—I do a little bit of everything for clients including Martha Stewart, Anthropologie, TimeOut, Thrillist, the Philadelphia Inquirer, Petco, Chewy and more. Check out my portfolio for recent work and feel free to get in touch if you like what you see. (Or if you don’t like what you see. I like mail.)
During my time as Anthro’s in-house writer, I whipped up the words for everything from print catalogs to social media channels, blogs to mobile apps, store signs to newsletters. As the voice behind @Anthropologie, I subjected 5M+ followers to daily dress puns.
Also: semicolon assassin, flip-flop ambassador, seltzer historian
Assigned, edited and wrote entertainment and lifestyle pieces for the digital and print editions of Metro newspaper. Managed special sections, called celebrity gossip “work.”
Also: snowman architect, Jeopardy! truther, Zac Efron archivist
Edited two arts and entertainment sections for Philadelphia’s late, great alt-weekly newspaper. Contributed to general shenanigans.
Also: goldfish funeral director, printer whisperer, gluten defender
Bachelor of Arts in English
University of Pennsylvania